Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Turkey baster?

Turkey baster?
Is that an effective alternative to disposable douches or enemas? My man is a clean-freak, and likes it when I use those disposable enemas. But to be quite frank, they are expensive for daily use. I'm a full-time student. Have any of you tried a simple turkey baster with a warm water? Is it effective? Is there another trick I don't know about?
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered - 17 Answers
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Might not be a bad idea. Just wash the turkey baster before using it on Thanksgiving. True story: a male friend and I were pondering awhile back on how we could have a baby together but not have to have sex or pay a lot of money to get it done professionally. Our solution was a turkey baster. Of course, it was just hypothetical. We never tried it. I swear!
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GROSS!
3 :
You can't be serious...
4 :
If he's that much of a "clean freak", then why doesn't he just use your throat?
5 :
I'm not sure if they still sell them, but old fashioned douche bags. They will work just like an enema, but without the cost of the disposables. =)
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Sorry I can't really help you, but it couldn't harm you. In a colon cleansing they stick a tube with water and run it up there, so what would be the difference with a turkey baster.
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I saw this advertised in an adult magazine. It's a device that hooks up to any shower. You can use to clean yourself in the shower. It would cost you a few buck at first, but then you could use it indefinitely.
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small chocolate bar can be surprising & fun. baster with warm milk.
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I never tried that, and yes disposables are expensive. My only concern would be hygienic. It would have to be sterilized somehow, just to be sure - before and after.
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Couldn't hurt...can't say that i've used one and girls well...we don't douche or shouldn't...it is bad for our natual PH.....good luck with that!
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You can buy an enema bag / hot water bottle from wal-mart or any other store like wal-mart they are cheap reusable you can add soap if you like or a mild cleanser just let air dry and put away when your done you can use it right in the shower or over the toilet
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You know what else works? Those Zepryhills Sport Cap bottles. Just plug it up there, give it a good squeeze, and you'll be free of unwanted "particles" in no time!!
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Just don't get too attached to it... JK. Sounds like a good rational approach to the problem on hand. Martha Stewart would be proud!!!!
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Not a bad idea actually.
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Douches and drugstore enemas have chemicals in them to make them work and aren't good for frequent use. Warm soapy water (mild soap) is best. I don't know if they still come that way, but hot water bottles used to come with a hose and enema tip for either enemas or douching.
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Yes, you can buy a special attachment for a regular shower. These stainless steel wands can be used for cleanout - just make sure you keep the water temperature luke-warm, and the pressure low. Most sex stores carry these, or you can find them online. They'll cost a bit up front but it'll pay for itself pretty quickly. Here's a link to one on the web - lots of stores have them: http://catalog.leathermasters.com/category/?id=163
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Ohhhh NO, not a Turkey Baster! Go to the drugstore, buy an enema bag, get a pitcher that has a water filter and get some sea salt. Vitamen E capsules or KY Jelly is required for lube too. Give yourself a real enema, a high enema is good to really get cleaned out. Use filtered water and a tablespoon of sea salt per quart to keep the salinity on par with the blood or else you will deplete your electrolytes. There are plenty of web sites that have great info on enemas. "Enema Tips" is probably the best. Turkey Baster! I'm not coming to see you at Thanksgiving.

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